Yeah, we killed grandma-roach. She's going to have to come back as something else next time.
I never give out presents and in fact, my mom's sister decided to kick us out of the annual Christmas party, using my dead grandmother as an excuse. My dad, my brother and I didn't want to go anyway, so it works well for us, but my mom is disappointed (she loves her extended family; they hate us and we hate them back and generally want them dead) so we're stepping up from coffee crotch: we're now wishing that my 19-year-old dumbshit cousin (daughter of the aunt and uncle who uninvited us) gets knocked up by that deadbeat boyfriend of hers.
The moral of the story is: don't mess my family. We will fuck you up.
It'll be a pretty good Christmas, actually. Thanks! I hope you get some good presents!
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Yeah, we killed grandma-roach. She's going to have to come back as something else next time.
I never give out presents and in fact, my mom's sister decided to kick us out of the annual Christmas party, using my dead grandmother as an excuse. My dad, my brother and I didn't want to go anyway, so it works well for us, but my mom is disappointed (she loves her extended family; they hate us and we hate them back and generally want them dead) so we're stepping up from coffee crotch: we're now wishing that my 19-year-old dumbshit cousin (daughter of the aunt and uncle who uninvited us) gets knocked up by that deadbeat boyfriend of hers.
The moral of the story is: don't mess my family. We will fuck you up.
It'll be a pretty good Christmas, actually. Thanks! I hope you get some good presents!