I really liked all of the ficlets for THE BEST MEME EVER. They were ace, and so are you.

In case you don't resurface (and holy shit is Christmas really only 5 days away..FUUUUUUUU, guess who's not giving out presents this year?) MERRY CHRISTMAS. You're awesome. Have a great holiday period. Chase your grandma-roach (or, alternatively, give her a sugar cube) and watch out for people around you getting coffee-crotched.