I feel like you and I will be the only ones who understand this fandom.
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Decimus has been going down a slut spiral ever since he came back from Greece.
Quintus catches him making out with Marcus down in the bath house and there are rumors that he and Flavius are having an illicit affair. News travel quickly and Quintus's parents are urging him to stage an intervention.
Quintus's stops by Decimus's villa just as Flavius is leaving.
"Dude," Quintus says, more confused than judgmental, "Flavius? Really?"
"Older men are more ... experienced," Decimus says, sucking on a grape. "Dicaeopolis taught me things that no younger man could even dream of."
"Vae! Curse that wretched farmer!" Quintus says. "You're supposed to marry my sister, remember?"
Decimus shrugs. "I'll still marry her. I'm an equal opportunity lover."
"You're an ass, is what you are."
Decimus shakes his head. "You're just jealous, amice. And hey, don't knock it until you've tried it."
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Decimus has been going down a slut spiral ever since he came back from Greece.
Quintus catches him making out with Marcus down in the bath house and there are rumors that he and Flavius are having an illicit affair. News travel quickly and Quintus's parents are urging him to stage an intervention.
Quintus's stops by Decimus's villa just as Flavius is leaving.
"Dude," Quintus says, more confused than judgmental, "Flavius? Really?"
"Older men are more ... experienced," Decimus says, sucking on a grape. "Dicaeopolis taught me things that no younger man could even dream of."
"Vae! Curse that wretched farmer!" Quintus says. "You're supposed to marry my sister, remember?"
Decimus shrugs. "I'll still marry her. I'm an equal opportunity lover."
"You're an ass, is what you are."
Decimus shakes his head. "You're just jealous, amice. And hey, don't knock it until you've tried it."
And so Quintus decides to try it.
Quintus Decimum osculatur.