I don't think there's a way to fuse Gospel of Chad with Fuck Neal Baer, because Chad is awesomely douchey in the former and Chad is just douchey in the latter (since it's from Sophia's POV). Plus we can't have Alex and Stephanie exist in the same universe. Why am I giving this so much thought?

I love any universe in which Alex is unwittingly related to Chad, so there will probably be more in the future.

I DON'T KNOW HOW ALEX/LAUREN HAPPENED. I'm thinking they met at the coming out party Chad threw for Jared.