Hopefully one of these might float your boat...

http://www.someecards.com/workplace-cards/lets-boost-office-morale-by-going-out-to-drink-and-complain-about-office-morale

or

http://www.someecards.com/cry-for-help-cards/i-try-to-allocate-a-significant-portion-of-my-paycheck

or

http://www.someecards.com/cry-for-help-cards/rampant-porn-use-has-left-my-computer-and-soul-in-ruins

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