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wizened_cynic) wrote2010-01-07 11:32 am
wizened_cynic) wrote2010-01-07 11:32 am
getting rid of the b (she's a gdb)
Yeah, I have no idea wtf SVU was about. I actually TRIED to make sense of it, but it didn't work. On the Alex front, she did have a fair amount of screen time, but her hair was really flat for the first bit of it, which hampered my enjoyment. Her hair improves a bit towards the end and she wears a low-cut shirt, so I was pleased. Evidently it's the norm now for her to look tired, annoyed, and like she hates her life and especially the DA's office. Probably because she knows MISCHA BARTON is going to be on the show soon.
The low-cut shirt and suit:
Interesting points to note:
- There was a judge that appeared for the first time and she is TOTALLY A COUGAR. Or Alex's mom. Seriously, I bet that one has had threesomes with Donnelly and Petrovsky and then came home and admired A.J.'s macaroni project.
- If you're an A/O shipper, you'll probably notice many "meaningful glances" Alex gives Olivia while Olivia's talking, but if you look closely, it's totally because SM is anticipating the next line and who says it. Watch the group scenes if you don't believe me. Oh, SM.
My paid account expires in two weeks, I think, which means I'll be downgrading to a basic, which means I only get six icons. Thus from now the ICON CAGED STEEL MATCH begins! Which icons get to stay? Which get discarded like pieces of last night's hooker after I squeezed my hands around her neck a teeny bit too hard when I came and so I had to bring out the chainsaw? THOSE ARE THE QUESTIONS, GUYS.
(I'm leaving this entry public because because I think the TRUE FANS of SVU would enjoy my dismembered hooker bit.) (Please note the hooker does not have a penis.)
The low-cut shirt and suit:
Interesting points to note:
- There was a judge that appeared for the first time and she is TOTALLY A COUGAR. Or Alex's mom. Seriously, I bet that one has had threesomes with Donnelly and Petrovsky and then came home and admired A.J.'s macaroni project.
- If you're an A/O shipper, you'll probably notice many "meaningful glances" Alex gives Olivia while Olivia's talking, but if you look closely, it's totally because SM is anticipating the next line and who says it. Watch the group scenes if you don't believe me. Oh, SM.
My paid account expires in two weeks, I think, which means I'll be downgrading to a basic, which means I only get six icons. Thus from now the ICON CAGED STEEL MATCH begins! Which icons get to stay? Which get discarded like pieces of last night's hooker after I squeezed my hands around her neck a teeny bit too hard when I came and so I had to bring out the chainsaw? THOSE ARE THE QUESTIONS, GUYS.
(I'm leaving this entry public because because I think the TRUE FANS of SVU would enjoy my dismembered hooker bit.) (Please note the hooker does not have a penis.)