My Mom's a big lesbo and still. We. Do. Not. Talk. About. IT! It took me two years to come out to my GAY MOM! And her GAY Partner! Who's a lawyer, btw. Another reason to hate lawyers. They make the worst step-parents EVER!

brilliant ficlet as usual. You really need to get knocked up and drop out of law school. Don't they have online law degrees now? Or you could just buy one couldn't you? From the Phoenix School of Law and Auto Professionals.