This is awesome. "You're a lawyer. You lie through your teeth." That, for whatever reason, was my favourite line, but it was all awesome!

It is super-creepy. I never discuss anything remotely sexual with any family members, or relatives, for that matter. My cousin's new husband mentioned something very innocent about the wedding night ('We were so tired, we just went to sleep immediately when we got home') to a friend while standing within hearing distance from me, and I was all 'Aaaah!! She's *related* to me!!'.

I heard something on the radio today about the inflation in and growing importance of end-of-school-year-ceremonies were just another way for moderately intelligent people to feel like they've accomplished something important, while true giftedness is often overlooked in society. I wonder how my students would feel about that if I mention it during their ceremony tomorrow.