That's so creepy. Like, I can't even entertain the thought of that. Is she Indian? I thought you guys were conservative!

I've never talked to my mom about sex, ever. I'm pretty sure my knowledge about various kinks would frighten her. Like, I'm not even sure she ever had sex. She probably just accidentally willed me into existence and then willed my brother to make up for me.

Alex's mom, in this universe at least, is a less evil version of Emily. She's a total doormat in the original A.J. 'verse though, and less snarky in the kidfic 'verse. She even has different names in different universes! The beauty of not having canon to adhere to.