"Let's just say, you're not the only one who watches Animal Planet."

"Why does that one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass?"
"I don't know, but she seems to love it!"

You already know how much I liked it (i.e. almost as much as I liked your mom last night), so more or less just posted this so that I could remind you about my gloating policy. Consider this stage one of policy implementation.