I forgot that there are people who are not CHILD!OF!RAPE! or have ANGER!ISSUES! on police dramas. Their lives must be so empty without the angst and self-doubt.

Oh, please don't say Conviction is better than SVU! My little fangirl heart is bleeding. Even Casey is better than the unhot!chick who Gazed Meaningfully At The Ambulance Driving Away.

Spouse, I think Alex Cabot was interested in her law school studies a bit more than you are. But anyway we all know that you future lies not in law, but in the entertainment industry.