Well, my fic (a limeric, really) starts out like this: "There once was a girl from Nantucket..." but for the life of me, I can't think of a word(s) that rhymes with Nantucket... It's hopeless!

I don't mean to spoil the House season finale for you, but... Foreman gets pregnant... it turns out he's been hiding a uterus all this time and no one knew it.