Who knew UTIs were so fun? Certainly not I. (Not that I've ever had one, though I'd like to state for the record that Peanuts? Is way better than Lorelai would be, even in your crackfic universe.) My only complaint with this story is that Lorelai and Alex should have thrown empty cranberry juice bottles at our Common Enemy, who then could have fallen into the recycling bin. Because she's short.