You're a giver AND a receiver, huh?

I'd like you to note that I'm really, really trying to stem off the tidal wave of inappropriate comments I would like to make right now... seeing as how we've just met and everything... but it's gonna cost ya' somewhere down the line...

I'd also like you to note that when I say "it's gonna cost ya" I'm referring to cost in a "ya' owe me one" type of way not in a "hooker gets what she's owed" type way...

Just for clarification, I am not a hooker.