You know, if Ramona Quimby had two mommies.

::Snort:: Maybe I would have liked Ramona more with two mommies! I don't know. But I do love A.J.

Where should I send the postcard? Star Hollows? The CrackFic Secret Castle of Alternate Universes?

See what you did? I was happy--so happy--because of Alex and Lorelei and AJ (and my very own tapeworm icon) and now you made me sad because PAPERS...ARGH.

FIGHT THE ADDICTION, WOMAN
I. Can't. Fight. It. Must. Read. More.
I have no willpower.