Hello, anonymous! Thanks for delurking and leaving such lovely feedback. I'm glad you found this amusing. Intriguing and weird is totally what I aim for in life :D :D

Lorelai smells like trees. Hmm ... the question is, what KIND of tree? Also, I don't know ANYTHING about Faulkner except I read somewhere once that he was writing and his daughter asked him to play with her and he said to her, "I'm WRITING, now, child. Do you think anyone ever cared about Shakespeare's daughter?"

So. Yes. I kind of like him just for saying that.

Thank you again. Hope you'll stick around!