WORM! WORM! WORM! I just finished writing your card the other day. I think you will be pleased. I am putting way more effort into these cards than into law school, but law school sucks, so whatever.

Thank you kindly! I am glad you liked these, and if I could, I would write you tons and tons and tons of crack so that you will never get clean again, but again, LAW SCHOOL.

See how law school is the reason for the existence of all BAD THINGS? I think you should fix that.